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Sep 04, 2011 14:00

OWL year doesn't seem that hard so far! I don't know what everyone makes such a big fuss about. I bet they're gonna be a cinch ( Read more... )

school shmool, owls are easy, fuck yeah quidditch, there's only been two days of class

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bingotothat September 5 2011, 23:04:23 UTC

...Yeah, Amelia, Shang's right we're only a few days into the term.

As for Quidditch, eh, I'm not up for it this year. But hey, you know I'll always be your cheering squad!

burgerboobs September 5 2011, 23:07:50 UTC

So? What's that got to do with anything?

You'll still practice with me though, right?

bingotothat September 5 2011, 23:14:15 UTC

Nothing.

ANYWAY! Yeah, of course I'll practise with you. It's not a game unless Amelia and Botan are doing their thing, right?

burgerboobs September 5 2011, 23:15:19 UTC

Totally! We're gonna miss you on the team this year for sure.

bingotothat September 5 2011, 23:28:18 UTC

I think somehow they'll live without me as long as you're with them.

burgerboobs September 5 2011, 23:28:59 UTC

I'll make sure to work twice as hard to make up for you.

bingotothat September 5 2011, 23:42:22 UTC

'Course you will.

But come on, are we really going to be spending our time talking about Quidditch? Hasn't anything else happened to you while being back at Hogwarts?

burgerboobs September 5 2011, 23:45:41 UTC

Nothing exciting, or I'd have told you already.

bingotothat September 5 2011, 23:55:38 UTC

Yeah, nothing much really happened with me either.

Although I don't think I've told you the story about my encounter with Puckerman over the holiday. He started doing the usual routine of talking about my mum and I was like "ha ha--your hair doesn't compare to my dad's, you have no chance."

burgerboobs September 6 2011, 00:04:34 UTC

He's really lost it if he thinks he's got a chance with your mama. She'd probably take him out in cuffs-- and not the sexy kind.

bingotothat September 6 2011, 22:04:37 UTC

Doubtful my parents even have stuff like that anyway.

Not that I really want to know what sort of things they use in the bedroom. Or if they even still have a concept of "in the bedroom" in their relationship.

burgerboobs September 7 2011, 00:50:50 UTC

Botan, that's sad! Just because they're old doesn't mean they can't still have fun.

bingotothat September 12 2011, 23:37:56 UTC

Amelia.

Things I'm okay with--

Joking around at others' expense
Intimate talks
Talking about family

Things I'm not okay with--
Talking about intimate things in the context of my family.

I love them very much but I just plain don't want to know.

So anyway, what were we talking about?

burgerboobs September 13 2011, 00:01:08 UTC

Your mum?

Oh, Puckerman being pathetic!

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