they also abominate the color blue

Apr 30, 2011 18:33

I love the ambiguity of the English language. I just saw the headline "Taliban declare spring offensive."

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gimmelgirl May 1 2011, 02:13:22 UTC
I love how you think like me sometimes.

Thinking and praying about your family and stuff.

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burgundy May 1 2011, 02:41:17 UTC
I'm not sure if I should be relieved that I'm not alone, or if I should pity you...

And thanks.

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sethg_prime May 1 2011, 02:29:43 UTC
Maybe they have allergies.

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burgundy May 1 2011, 02:41:50 UTC
I live in the seasonal allergy capital of the US. I can totally understand how someone could find spring offensive.

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sethg_prime May 1 2011, 03:15:10 UTC
Especially an army of religious fundamentalists. I mean... those plants are copulating in public!

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innostrantsa May 1 2011, 04:59:55 UTC
Funny you should say that... a friend of mine refers to the process as "tree bukkake".

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asmanyaswill May 1 2011, 06:40:04 UTC
Like the fatuous sign I saw on the side of the highway a week or so ago: DELAYS REDUCE SPEED. Well, *duh*.

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