oh man. well here at uconn we have been known for 1.) drunken people flipping cars over in celebration not in protest, 2.) hit and runs (also drunk) 3.) three guys blowing their stuff all over a passed out girl's face (hmm drunk again)
when i was living with pat and we realized that everyone else in the house was superlame, we started hanging out more. we ended up at his friend rachel's, who lived at that shithole that we so proudly call Celeron. While we were there, this really drunk girl started shouting and became a prime target for me to make fun of. so i started shouting with her. things like, "i'm shouting to get someone to notice me!" and, "hey, i know something that will make me scream louder AND regret tonight ever happened!"
anyways, rachel pulls me aside and explains to me its been a rough couple weeks, cut her some slack. i told her its been a rough couple weeks for everyone; we all have finals and winter sucks. she said, "no, thats the girl who had the three guys.....ya know...." "Know what?" "The three guys...girl passed out...sexual kinda..." "OH MY GOD, THATS HER???"
Five minutes later Pat and I were on our way home because I asked her if it tasted like salt water taffy or elmer's glue. Girls from Jersey suck.
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are we seeing a pattern here?
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when i was living with pat and we realized that everyone else in the house was superlame, we started hanging out more. we ended up at his friend rachel's, who lived at that shithole that we so proudly call Celeron. While we were there, this really drunk girl started shouting and became a prime target for me to make fun of. so i started shouting with her. things like, "i'm shouting to get someone to notice me!" and, "hey, i know something that will make me scream louder AND regret tonight ever happened!"
anyways, rachel pulls me aside and explains to me its been a rough couple weeks, cut her some slack. i told her its been a rough couple weeks for everyone; we all have finals and winter sucks. she said, "no, thats the girl who had the three guys.....ya know...."
"Know what?"
"The three guys...girl passed out...sexual kinda..."
"OH MY GOD, THATS HER???"
Five minutes later Pat and I were on our way home because I asked her if it tasted like salt water taffy or elmer's glue. Girls from Jersey suck.
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just figured I would let the salt innuendos fly.
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