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[burkeizoid]

Ye Gods!

Where the Hell have you all been?

Nevermind… Here is the newest member of the Burke family.

Comments

[silveringridd]

oh. my. god. *dies*

this is my favorite kind of puppy. little yellow lab puppies. yellow, fluffy and full of fucking fun! i am so jealous right now. i'm drooling over the cuteness.

yes. i am sick.

[burkeizoid]

That's OK. They know when you are sick and stay by your bedside until you get better

[punkythecat]

His name is Josh, and he is a puppy dog.
And he is so cute, I want to squeeze him! If you ever need a puppy sitter, I am available.

[burkeizoid]

Cute?

That mangy, food eatin’ good fer nothin’….

Why I’ve been trying to teach him how to play in the microwave.

Stupid animal is smart and won’t go inside!

[msmarina]

oh. my. GOD!!!!! I love Josh. I want to eat him alive. I might just end up loving Josh more than Ben.

No! NO! How could I SAY such a thing?! Ben is the most wonderful dog in the world and he's gonna need me on his side with all the attention little Josh is getting.

Ben I still loooooooooooove youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu beeeeeeeeest!!!

[msmarina]

P.S. Welcome back to LJ, Mr. Burke... xo!

[burkeizoid]

Your “flip flopping” between “dogs” has been recorded.

[zoot_]

ohsweetjesus
*gums puppy ear*

[msmarina]

*gum* *gum* *gnaw* *gnarl* *squeeeeeeeze*!

[brazenstrumpet6]

Eat.his.whole.HEAD. Gaaaaaaaaaaaaah! ::dies::

[burkeizoid]

Putting gum in his ear!

Oh don’t hate him because all Burkes are beautiful!

You have no idea what responsibilities us gooder lookin’ upper lever Thetan homogeneous have with all this ambassador power immunity…. you know!

I like to see you spot a… a person who has been bitten by a diplomat, and then see how you go about curing him!