how do you know it's squirrel piss?

[burkett]

i just tried whitening my teeth with this home kit called White Brilliance. the tray doesn't fit in my mouth and i couldn't stop gagging. this is never going to work.

oh yeah.. i don't like spending my nights hearing about how "slamming hot" the waitresses were at HOOTERS. how white trash can you get? they were from JERSEY no less!

Comments

[pukeybrewster]

hahahahahaha!!!...
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[burkett]

if you're from jersey, i apologize... but you know it's true.

[pukeybrewster]

hahaha. not from jersey, thank god.
hahaha..ny up in herre
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[burkett]

where in ny?

[natebreed]

that baby...is the luckiest baby in the world. why the hell is it crying?

...must be gay.

or maybe he's rejoicing? it's hard to tell.

[burkett]

i'd be crying too if a HOOTERS slut was holding me by my crotch..

Re:

[natebreed]

i'd be crying too...

...of happiness.

[brentsweet]

you're white trash!

[burkett]

at least i'm not an eskimo.
wait.. i'm not white trash!

[brentsweet]

I'll beat you up!

[burkett]

i've got someone to back me up...