Signs I'm getting older

[burkhardt]

First sign I'm getting older:

I'm watching a sitcom or a drama, and realize I'm more attracted to the lead girls mother than the lead girl.

I may need to shoot myself.

Comments

[phawkwood]

No.. you're old when you start thinking... "man they'll do anything on TV these days... and these kids... what are they thinking"

[burkhardt]

Crap I've been old since I left high school then. That summer my mom told me a story about how some kids in my middle school got busted for drinking vodka on the school bus, after which a proclamation of the crotchety old man variety issued forth.

[phawkwood]

For me it tends to come around when ever I see people trying sell J-Lo skirts to 12 year olds... and parents who let them get it, and kids who actually wear that stuff. I like to think I'm a fairly open minded person but damn... ah well, I guess no matter how hard we try we turn into our parents at least to some extent.