Monologue from a real-life Las Vegas cab driver

[burlyprotector]

who escorted my friend and I from Mandalay Bay to our hotel Saturday night and whose craziness surpassed that of the Indian driver with whom, on the way to Newark years back, I had the following exchange: DRIVER: In India, I do everything bad. I do everything but rape girl, loot store, steal bike. ME: But you never killed anyone, did you? DRIVER:

Comments

[alphonsedelove]

Holy. Shit.

But hey, he likes Tiger Woods.

[northerntown]

Sounds like a real educated winner. By the way I checked and apparently he's right... you can't be a racist if you like Tiger Woods.