Days of Our Queer Lives
Earlier on MSN with Ian.
nihilist says:
hmmm, i think i wanna go out..
nihilist says:
should i get mariah's cd or madonna's?
Bern says:
madonna
Bern says:
and i thought u would already have mariah's...what took u so long?
nihilist says:
she's re releasing it..got 4 new tracks.. apparently out on the same day as madonna's
Bern says:
which was last tues right?
nihilist says:
yeah i think so.u know oso ah.i'm impressed..
Bern says:
of cos..how to survive gay social events if i dont know trivias like this
Bern says:
btw, when are u watching harry potter?
nihilist says:
i dont know..
Bern says:
i got tickets liao
Bern says:
for tmw evening
Bern says:
so proud of myself
nihilist says:
fuck u. who u going w?
Bern says:
some guy......
nihilist says:
some guy.?
Bern says:
never met
Bern says:
cute..i like
Bern says:
and i am planning to have mind blowing sex after
nihilist says:
u can't plan for that i think.
Bern says:
oh yes i can
nihilist says:
u mean u guys talked abt it..?
Bern says:
sorta yeah
Bern says:
it gets weirder
nihilist says:
what's the weird part.?
Bern says:
i should be on the jerry springer show i tell you
Bern says:
initially i was suppose to sleep with his bf
Bern says:
but his bf is away
Bern says:
and now i get to sleep with him
Bern says:
ta-dah!
nihilist says:
the audience reaction : ARGHHH!! No .. WHORE! WHORE! HOME WRECKER! BOOO!
Bern says:
bern: hey, at least i am getting some!
nihilist says:
jerry springer : so bern, how do u get to know the bf?
Bern says:
bern: well jerry, his bf and i chatted awhile back and was supposed to have met while i was in penang the other week....
Bern says:
but he was in vietnam... saving people from the bird flu or something... and u know i cant wait till he gets back
Bern says:
so i am settling for his bf instead
nihilist says:
js: so how does his bf come into the pic?
Bern says:
the bf found out abt me
nihilist says:
js: just randomly?
Bern says:
wait this is getting complicated, guy in penang = A, bf in kl = B
Bern says:
B found out that A and I were planning to errmm, promote infidelity
Bern says:
A and B had a talk abt it
Bern says:
now B wants to sleep with me
Bern says:
A is fine with it apparently
nihilist says:
hang on. cut to commercial
nihilist says:
on the phone now.
Bern says:
how come no one has thrown a chair?
nihilist says:
back
nihilist says:
why not a threesome?
nihilist says:
something that u would prefer right?
Bern says:
oh the threesome will happen once the bf gets back from vietnam
Bern says:
so one gets to 'test-drive' first *wink*
nihilist says:
now the audience throws cabbages and rotten tomatoes at u. U SLUT!
Bern says:
gawd, listen to me, i sound like a big whore! tee hee hee
nihilist says:
me likey
nihilist says:
what a profound liberation!
Bern says:
honey i have been liberated way back
Bern says:
even charlotte and bree van der kemp had their secrets *wink*
Bern says:
as anal as i may be
Bern says:
but i think things like these are exciting
nihilist says:
how long have they been together?
Bern says:
5 strong years
Bern says:
better let the bf do it with someone he knows rather than a total stranger right?
Bern says:
so i suppose thats how i came in
nihilist says:
so let me get this straught..u don't care abt any implications so long u get laid
nihilist says:
am i right?
Bern says:
we talked abt it
Bern says:
they are one strong union
Bern says:
and i am just well..... excitement...no string attached kinda thing
nihilist says:
and u feel okay abt this.being the 3rd party? the side dish to them maybe?
Bern says:
oh honey i dont see myself as the 3rd person/side dish, i'm more like the guest star
Bern says:
the person people bring in periodically to boost ratings :)
nihilist says:
so u definitely won't be left out
Bern says:
the threesome part will come later next year
Bern says:
so lets just deal with tmw first shall we
nihilist says:
okay, ur even going for a movie together..?why bother?
Bern says:
because i wanna watch harry potter! and see what a skank cho chang can be
nihilist says:
okay,that's all the time that we have for today
Bern says:
*waves at the cameras*
nihilist says:
i wanna thank everyone, to all my guests....thanks, and all the best
Bern says:
thank you jerry
nihilist says:
i gtg for now
Bern says:
okie dokie
Bern says:
this is such a good chat transcript
Bern says:
can i paste it on my journal?
nihilist says:
pls don't be like that....ur charlotte to me.
Bern says:
oh honey, you know i will always be charlotte
Bern says:
deep down i will always even be one of the girls from little house on the prairie
nihilist says:
i really gtg now
Bern says:
one more thing
nihilist says:
yeah yeah?
Bern says:
see, single life can be real fun dont u think?
nihilist says:
it's FABULOUS!
Bern says:
and u better believe it
* * *
n.b. Dramatisation is inevitable as far as my alter-ego is concern.
nihilist says:
hmmm, i think i wanna go out..
nihilist says:
should i get mariah's cd or madonna's?
Bern says:
madonna
Bern says:
and i thought u would already have mariah's...what took u so long?
nihilist says:
she's re releasing it..got 4 new tracks.. apparently out on the same day as madonna's
Bern says:
which was last tues right?
nihilist says:
yeah i think so.u know oso ah.i'm impressed..
Bern says:
of cos..how to survive gay social events if i dont know trivias like this
Bern says:
btw, when are u watching harry potter?
nihilist says:
i dont know..
Bern says:
i got tickets liao
Bern says:
for tmw evening
Bern says:
so proud of myself
nihilist says:
fuck u. who u going w?
Bern says:
some guy......
nihilist says:
some guy.?
Bern says:
never met
Bern says:
cute..i like
Bern says:
and i am planning to have mind blowing sex after
nihilist says:
u can't plan for that i think.
Bern says:
oh yes i can
nihilist says:
u mean u guys talked abt it..?
Bern says:
sorta yeah
Bern says:
it gets weirder
nihilist says:
what's the weird part.?
Bern says:
i should be on the jerry springer show i tell you
Bern says:
initially i was suppose to sleep with his bf
Bern says:
but his bf is away
Bern says:
and now i get to sleep with him
Bern says:
ta-dah!
nihilist says:
the audience reaction : ARGHHH!! No .. WHORE! WHORE! HOME WRECKER! BOOO!
Bern says:
bern: hey, at least i am getting some!
nihilist says:
jerry springer : so bern, how do u get to know the bf?
Bern says:
bern: well jerry, his bf and i chatted awhile back and was supposed to have met while i was in penang the other week....
Bern says:
but he was in vietnam... saving people from the bird flu or something... and u know i cant wait till he gets back
Bern says:
so i am settling for his bf instead
nihilist says:
js: so how does his bf come into the pic?
Bern says:
the bf found out abt me
nihilist says:
js: just randomly?
Bern says:
wait this is getting complicated, guy in penang = A, bf in kl = B
Bern says:
B found out that A and I were planning to errmm, promote infidelity
Bern says:
A and B had a talk abt it
Bern says:
now B wants to sleep with me
Bern says:
A is fine with it apparently
nihilist says:
hang on. cut to commercial
nihilist says:
on the phone now.
Bern says:
how come no one has thrown a chair?
nihilist says:
back
nihilist says:
why not a threesome?
nihilist says:
something that u would prefer right?
Bern says:
oh the threesome will happen once the bf gets back from vietnam
Bern says:
so one gets to 'test-drive' first *wink*
nihilist says:
now the audience throws cabbages and rotten tomatoes at u. U SLUT!
Bern says:
gawd, listen to me, i sound like a big whore! tee hee hee
nihilist says:
me likey
nihilist says:
what a profound liberation!
Bern says:
honey i have been liberated way back
Bern says:
even charlotte and bree van der kemp had their secrets *wink*
Bern says:
as anal as i may be
Bern says:
but i think things like these are exciting
nihilist says:
how long have they been together?
Bern says:
5 strong years
Bern says:
better let the bf do it with someone he knows rather than a total stranger right?
Bern says:
so i suppose thats how i came in
nihilist says:
so let me get this straught..u don't care abt any implications so long u get laid
nihilist says:
am i right?
Bern says:
we talked abt it
Bern says:
they are one strong union
Bern says:
and i am just well..... excitement...no string attached kinda thing
nihilist says:
and u feel okay abt this.being the 3rd party? the side dish to them maybe?
Bern says:
oh honey i dont see myself as the 3rd person/side dish, i'm more like the guest star
Bern says:
the person people bring in periodically to boost ratings :)
nihilist says:
so u definitely won't be left out
Bern says:
the threesome part will come later next year
Bern says:
so lets just deal with tmw first shall we
nihilist says:
okay, ur even going for a movie together..?why bother?
Bern says:
because i wanna watch harry potter! and see what a skank cho chang can be
nihilist says:
okay,that's all the time that we have for today
Bern says:
*waves at the cameras*
nihilist says:
i wanna thank everyone, to all my guests....thanks, and all the best
Bern says:
thank you jerry
nihilist says:
i gtg for now
Bern says:
okie dokie
Bern says:
this is such a good chat transcript
Bern says:
can i paste it on my journal?
nihilist says:
pls don't be like that....ur charlotte to me.
Bern says:
oh honey, you know i will always be charlotte
Bern says:
deep down i will always even be one of the girls from little house on the prairie
nihilist says:
i really gtg now
Bern says:
one more thing
nihilist says:
yeah yeah?
Bern says:
see, single life can be real fun dont u think?
nihilist says:
it's FABULOUS!
Bern says:
and u better believe it
* * *
n.b. Dramatisation is inevitable as far as my alter-ego is concern.