I haven't done one of these in a while.
1. Name someone with the same birthday as you.
I don't know anyone that has the same birthday as me.
2. Where was your first kiss?
In a "fort" made up of a fold out bed and some stacked pillows.
3. Have you ever seriously vandalized someone else's property?
Fuck yeah. You know what I'm about.
4. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex?
Yeah? It's called flirting
5. Have you ever sung in front of a large number of people?
NEVER!
6. What's the first thing you notice about the preferred sex?
Face/personality
7.What really turns you on?
drumming on body parts
8. What do you order at Starbucks
Nothing, I don't go there.
9. What is your biggest mistake?
Not killing you.
10. Ever hurt yourself on purpose?
I shot myself in the head once.
11. Say something totally random about you.
I have gas ....in my car. tehehe
12. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
I got Natalie Portman, Brittney Murphey, Christina Ricci, and that girl off Charmed. I don't look like any of them.
13. Do you still watch kiddy movies or tv shows?
Actually....No, not really.
14. Did you have braces?
Like a muuuugggg
15. Are you comfortable with your height?
Surprisingly.
16. What is the most romantic thing someone of the preferred sex has done for you?
I can't think of it right now, but it's really fuckin' romantic.
17. When do you know it's love?
When he can pee right in front of you.
18. Do you speak any other languages?
german, albanian, that clickey african language. Hebrew, Latin. ;)
19. Have you ever been to a tanning salon?
How else do you get tan in this fucking state?
20. What magazines do you read?
Rhode Island SLUT
21. Have you ever ridden in a limo?
I have.
22. Has anyone you were really close with passed away?
No. Don't jinx it either!
23. Do you watch MTV?
Sometimes. When I'm rolling with Lucy and there's nothing but Laguna Beach on for the next 4 hours.
24. What's something that really annoys you?
People who say "your brain is fried". When it SOOO isn't. I'm still on my toez, fuck all you hoez.
25. What's something you really like?
Being excited for stuff.
26. Do you like Michael Jackson?
No, I like Janet though.
27. Can you dance?
Oh heeeellll yeah. hahah
28. What's the latest you have ever stayed up?
What a dumb question. In bed by 9:00.
29. Have you ever thought that you were honestly going to die?
Yeah. OTC drugs are lame.
30. Have you ever been rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room?
Yeah bro.
31. Do you actually read these when other people fill them out?
Deopends if the person is important to me or not.