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[burnedwords]

JEFF FOXWORTHY SAYS:
"if you've ever ridden an electric floor buffer.. you might be a redneck"
"hey hey. dont blame me for that, tequila was involved get off me."
"i wonder how many times his wife has said that.."

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larry the cable guy is awesome too

[lilasnlunatic]

Larry the cable has said
"The maddest I've seen my neighbor was that time he caught me in window, looking at myself naked in the mirror with my weiner tucked back. Oh c'mon all you guys in this audience has done it. 'Look at me I'm Roseanne!' " Larry the cable guy was that one fat dude with the thick hick accent, on the blue collar comedy tour.

Re: larry the cable guy is awesome too

[burnedwords]

yeah, i've seen the blue collar comedy tour.