now_ish: [ Andrew goes to return a crystal thingamabob to Fred. ]

ftvs: [ Andrew finds Faith passed out on the counter of the Blue Moon. ]

ftvs: [ Andrew gets a visit from Anya (as Leia) in his dreams. ]

( I beg to differ )

The closer I got to LA, the more nervous I got. By the time I was ready to get off at the bus station, I was a ball of stress. My hands were shaking ( Read more... )

Pointing at the little leaden figurine, I shook my head emphatically: "No, Oz. No. Absolutely not. Don't even try and do your jedi mind tricks on me. You're wrong. You've had Bull Strength for 8 minutes, and there have been six rounds of combat, but, you're down two constitution points, and there's just no way, dude ( Read more... )

Okay, it was totally weird. People don't just wake up and realize that they aren't who they want to be. It takes years of behavior modification therapy, or at least highly complicated conspiratorial brainwashing techniques. Or a isotopic modulator cube, maybe, like in Planetary. But, that's what happened to me -- I just woke up and realized two ( Read more... )

I woke up to the sound of someone knocking on Jonathan's dorm room this morning. He and I had stayed up late watching Dr. No on TBS the night before, so Jonathan slept right through the knocking. I, on the other hand, kind of had to pee -- so I woke up right away and was first to hear the news: Tim was not only not a robot, but he was dead.
( Repeat After Me: Your. Roommate. Is. Dead. )

I didn't get half of the classes I asked for. I hate prerequisites. They're just wrong! If I'm smart enough to take a class, why not just ask me? Don't make me take a class to prove I can take a class! That's WRONG and also it's very unethical.

Here's how it looks:

M:
8 - 9:30: Intro to Psychology
10 - 12: Beginning Ceramics
1:30 - 2:30 ( Read more... )

College is already the best of times, the worst of times. After The Fett went down, I momentarily considered just quitting school before classes even started. Obviously, that would be a really bad move, because I'd worked really, really hard to get my GED. UCSD was to be my fresh start, so I tried not to see the obscene mutilation of my favorite ( Read more... )

This is how it all went down. I dropped out of high school ( Read more... )

Really, it's not exactly how I pictured My First Time. I don't know what I expected -- maybe a double-feature of the black/white King Kong and then Peter Jackson's forthcoming remake, a delicious dinner of some kind of non-spicy ethnic food, perhaps a bottle of wine. There would be wine involved, and there would also probably be love. Yes, love ( Read more... )