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[burningbadkin]

Touching Ritz Chips: cheddar flavor feels like touching moths.
no srsly. moths.

Comments

[suicidebomber1]

poetry

Mmmm

[anonymous]

Now did you happen upon this discovery by touching a Ritz... or a moth?

-Jessica

Re: Mmmm

[burningbadkin]

well, every knows what moths feel like, powdery and a bit sticky and like slightly fuzzy.
I recently touched a Ritz cheddar chip, and it felt just like touching a moth