A Story About Wildlife

[burningbridges_]

Once, I was walking to a better place when a small deer approached me from behind. I was surprised at the temerity of the wild animal, to come so close to a human, but my pace continued at a brisk stroll as I was determined to arrive upon my destination in a somewhat hasty fashion. Nevertheless, the deer continued to follow me for some time, not

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[onedarkroom120]

you are a senile old man with many fish stories that never happen...but teach you a valuable lesson as anyhow.

i vote that chris writes a book of these

[darlingbeth]

Yeah I agree... even though this went way over my head.. maybe because its 1:30 in the morning...

[pinkrockbarbie]

I think I might have gotten dumber.

[onedarkroom120]

i liked the old moral..."think twice before slapping wildlife"
none of this stuff crap.

dont ask.

[ladyminerva07]

youre the dude i talked to in the cafetieria.
weird.

Re: dont ask.

[burningbridges_]

when?

Re: dont ask.

[ladyminerva07]

recently-ish, it was over cake, and getting the biggest one since they were all like cheap-o.. last day in the cafeteria ithink.

Re: dont ask.

[burningbridges_]

I remember that conversation but I don't recall with whom I had it with.

[upstaged_guitar]

Your writing reminds me of Woody Allen.

Whom I regard as hilarious.

[burningbridges_]

thank you. and might i add that anyone with Calvin and Hobbes as their lj icon has both my respect and admiration