Hot for Hired [PG-15, locked against underaged and authorities]

[burningsheets]

Just got off the phone.

Looks like I'm the new manager for a branch of Condominium. With the new expanded line of toys , threads, and tricks for the horny buyer. Just in time for Halloween, too, if any of you're up for it.♥ I'd pretty much recommend one of the pumpkinhead bangers.♥ We take all sorts of orders and online, too .

Story seems to be that

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[crimsonhavoc]

*snort* Words, Axel. There are none.

[burningsheets]

Just as well. Seems there's a thriving trade on ball gags, too.♥

[crimsonhavoc]

Oh? Are you hinting at something?

((YO. GUESS WHO'S GONNA END UP IN THE HOSPITAL AGAIN AFTER HALLOWEEN?))

[burningsheets]

Saa, simply amazing what you can think of with an arsenal of toys like this.

[ooc: AXEL SAYS THAT THERE ARE BETTER, MORE HAPPENING PLACES TO HANG IF ASCH IS BORED. ALSO HE WONT SEND HIM A PUMPKINHEAD BANGER IF HE KEEPS THIS UP.]

[appariscente]

Ahahaha... If I were desperate enough to buy from a shop concerning those sorts of products, I'd certainly not purchase from any outlet you manage in fear of where the objects might have been before being packed upon the shelves~

At any rate, at least you appear to be committed to your cause~ Perhaps you have finally found your calling. How very amusing ♥

((ooc: ...I will never cease to be amused by us, truly ♥ I AM STILL LAUGHING AT THE CASHDRAWER THING, I R SO LAME. but if I'm lame you are too, and i pity the country that hosts us when we meet one day. they'll need to introduce chastity belts by law.

BUT WE ALREADY KNOW THIS. you know i love us ♥ and the fact that I assisted in pumping up this rating to the level of age restrictions :D CONDOMINIUM, PROUD SUPPORTERS OF AXEL HOTEL, PARTNERS IN OUR COMMUNITY WITH THE LUBE MOBILE AND THE TOOL SHED SINCE 1969 ♥))

[burningsheets]

You'd have to be getting some to be able to use any.♥

I figure I may as well like my work.♥

[ooc: XD! The country would implode itself, likely. And haha, I'm not so sure what the hell I'd rate this given Axel himself has never been TOO kid friendly shaddup those don't count. I did, however, prudently remove your illustrious sealed section knowhow. Or will, if I haven't yet. *checks*]

((ooc subject note: ^3^))

[appariscente]

Ahaha... How fortunate it is that I am not nearly desperate enough to purchase anything, then~ ♥

I am ever so pleased for you, truly ♥

((ooc: It'd save itself and send us straight to Axel Hotel. Or gaol. Both involve a risk when it comes to dropping the soap. I was about to say, Kadaj is hardly legal, now~! But OH MAN, MY POOR SEALED SECTIONS DIDN'T GET THEIR MOMENTS OF FAME. THE GOLDEN PROBES ARE OFFENDED AND THE STRAIGHT GIRL'S GUIDE TO SLEEPING WITH CHICKS JUST GOT IT'S GSTRINGS IN A KNOT~

Re: ((ooc subject note: ^3^))

[burningsheets]

You mean you've already set up account in some little no name side street dank shop. You didn't get those clothes from any designer with taste, darling.♥

[ooc:Well its a condom shop, primarily. I'm pretty sure you want active 16 year olds to have condoms. Oh and costumes. I'm pretty sure Axel won't start him on the really heavy duty stuff till he's legal. Prolly. Hopefully. Also, just scan your wealth of knowledge and we'll post them up here with his work updates.♥]

[guitar_no_rae]

Yay! Congrats on a new job! ^__^

That place sounds fun!

((OOC : I totally see Rae walking in and looking at everything and being all " Hee~ :)" Until he's told what it all does "DDD8 Whaaa?"))

[burningsheets]

Could be a lot worse.♥

You wanted a tour~? Or just the beginner's catalog?

[burningsheets]

[ooc: XD Axel would traumatize him. He'd be lounging in a miniskirt on the counter and casually telling him EXACTLY where everything works best. Then he'll send for an ambulance. Or a taxi to the motel. It's gonna be pretty interesting how people react, as controversial as Axel already is.♥]

[remnantofsilver]

Heh. Sounds suiting. Have fun. ♥ I'd drop by if I didn't think Niisan would kill me for it.

[burningsheets]

Oh, I will. ♥ Online, Ka-hime. Don't waste technology~ There are a couple of costumes you'd probably like.

[remnantofsilver]

I've no doubt of that. ♥ Ah, that's a good point~ heh. Costumes I'd like, or costumes you'd like me in~?

[burningsheets]

I'd have to convince you otherwise, if you did.♥ There's a difference~? Mind you, I'm wearing some of them, too.

[synstylaexi]

*drolly* Congratulations on your new job; I'm sure you'll do fantastic.

I have great faith in you.

[burningsheets]

Like always.♥

Really inspiring, Marmar. Did you want a catalog or are you browsing~?

[ooc:forgot this in the last comment. Welps, Axel's verrrry particular about friends, and hurtings thereof. He did get quite pissed off, but he wasn't serious about the punishment/prank/deaththreats. It's just temper talking. XD;]

[synstylaexi]

Oh, yes. You tend to have a... stellar performance. [/sarcasm]

I'm just browsing for now~ I'll be sure to let you know if I want something.

{ooc: yeah, he is that kind of a guy. all bark and no bite. ...less bite. XD;}

[burningsheets]

Good to know you've been watching.♥

You know where to find me.

[ooc:*snickers* Well, he has a heart now, so he only bites when he's pretty sure they deserve it. Which is half the time, anyway. >.>;;]