my search for all things white and trashy has led me to the following discovery:

[burninthighs]

ladies and gentlemen, i am proud to present

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[sloanpete]

dude. a cooter's a turtle. i googled it.
you're dirty.

[anne_jumps]

Once on The Daily Show they went to the Cooter Festival in Florida.

you're right. i totally am.

[burninthighs]

and to think, all these years i thought "hero in a half shell" meant something totally different...

[purplejane]

you googled "cooter." i think you're the dirty one...

[purplejane]

dude, i like how about 5 of the ingredients include alcohol.

i think i could quite easily qualify as "white trash" and i've never heard anyone refer to a turtle as a "cooter." i must have been in a less progressive and non-savy trailer park...