Scenes from the Road: with with detonation_blvd
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"That really is the worst beard in the world Jono."
*Shut up, it's a great disguise. Oi wore it once before on another trip.*
"You ever thought that maybe it's that mangy looking beard that's preventing us from getting a ride?"
*.................No.*
"Dude you look like a cenobite that's try to pick up underage girls at a leather bar."
*........fine.*
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"Where you boys from?"
"All over."
"Your friend there doesn't say much does he?"
"No, he's the silent type."
"You two close?"
"Uh yeah, I guess so."
"That's nice, you don't see that too often in these parts. Boys who like to be close with one another....."
"....I guess not."
"I like being close too you know."
"Uhh....cool?"
"Especially to pretty boys like you."
"urm."
"Us three, we could be real close."
"............."
*On the count of three I kick the door open and we throw ourselves out.*
"............Three!"
*Three!*
***
*Finally, we're here!*
"You know....I expected Texas to be warmer this time of year."
*Yeah, me too. Oi also expected bigger hats.*
"Jono..........can I see that map you printed off?"
*Yup.*
".....................you do realize this is backwards right? We went in the opposite direction."
*OH FER FUCKS SAKE!!*
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[in the pouring rain, huddled together in a small crappy tent.]
*You cold?*
"Freezing. You?"
*Yes.*
.....
*You know, if we cuddle it's not gay. It's fer survival.*
............
"Kay. But no spooning."
"That really is the worst beard in the world Jono."
*Shut up, it's a great disguise. Oi wore it once before on another trip.*
"You ever thought that maybe it's that mangy looking beard that's preventing us from getting a ride?"
*.................No.*
"Dude you look like a cenobite that's try to pick up underage girls at a leather bar."
*........fine.*
***
"Where you boys from?"
"All over."
"Your friend there doesn't say much does he?"
"No, he's the silent type."
"You two close?"
"Uh yeah, I guess so."
"That's nice, you don't see that too often in these parts. Boys who like to be close with one another....."
"....I guess not."
"I like being close too you know."
"Uhh....cool?"
"Especially to pretty boys like you."
"urm."
"Us three, we could be real close."
"............."
*On the count of three I kick the door open and we throw ourselves out.*
"............Three!"
*Three!*
***
*Finally, we're here!*
"You know....I expected Texas to be warmer this time of year."
*Yeah, me too. Oi also expected bigger hats.*
"Jono..........can I see that map you printed off?"
*Yup.*
".....................you do realize this is backwards right? We went in the opposite direction."
*OH FER FUCKS SAKE!!*
***
[in the pouring rain, huddled together in a small crappy tent.]
*You cold?*
"Freezing. You?"
*Yes.*
.....
*You know, if we cuddle it's not gay. It's fer survival.*
............
"Kay. But no spooning."