How dare you hold a piss up/ barbeque at your house, and advertise it on my LJ!! When I'm going to be floating about on a boat in the middle of the inbreeding capital of the world! Wench.
Several points...gloom3of3July 25 2003, 01:41:05 UTC
1.) Darling, you're back! *leaps into your arms* I was so bored without you. Update more often, you whore! 2.) The point of LJ is not to actually write stuff; you're just supposed to post snarky little things and make new icons every ten minutes. It's like, a rule or something. 3.) Happy birthday! If you were American, you would now be old enough to buy cigarettes, join the military, go to strip clubs and vote--but alcohol would still be off-limits in most states. Aren't you glad you're British?
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meh.. I miss my sister... :( she's left me for bloody Cyprus for 2 weeks.
selfish cow.
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small children are evil.
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Come to my barbecue on wednesday! there will be boozwe
We are all livejournal's whorish marionettes.
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legally buggered? You dirty, dirty man
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2.) The point of LJ is not to actually write stuff; you're just supposed to post snarky little things and make new icons every ten minutes. It's like, a rule or something.
3.) Happy birthday! If you were American, you would now be old enough to buy cigarettes, join the military, go to strip clubs and vote--but alcohol would still be off-limits in most states. Aren't you glad you're British?
*schnoogle*
Deb
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You really must update more often, so I can be terribly sarcastic to someone else.
Kay that's all. I gotta go watch Maid In Manhatten with a bunch of farty old women. Eurgh.
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