I Never Want You To Be A Trucker's Wife.

[burntcorners]

On Monday morning I awoke with arthritis riddling my every joint and, as the senility began to set in, I couldn't even recall where I was, or who I was with, let alone why all of my joints ached. A breakfast shot of ginko suddenly made me realize...

"It's my birthday.
I'm 24.
Shiza, I'm a grandma."

Comments

OLD AND MOLDY

[mysterious_love]

OMG
24!!!
youre almost 25...then 30!! you better go do something death defying before you become 40, when you start to think about Viagra and when you'll have a grandchild ever and you start to see your boobs sag an 1/8th inch everyday.
weeeeeeeeeeeee

Happy Birthday.

[chokechain]

I would totally touch your boobs if I was there. Happy bday darling.

[seeinstatic]

I would totally chop your arm off and proceed to beat you with it.

[chokechain]

You could try but I would run away right away after i did it and I am super fast. Ask Brook.

[seeinstatic]

Well... crap.

[clickbang]

YOU SPELT MY LAST NAME RIGHT! youre so magical! <3333

[attract_mode]

welcome to oldsville.

[anonymous]

The Faint are going to be on Jimmy Kimmel tonight

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