I am excessively frustrated.

Arg. I would kill for some extempore frisson right about now.

Someone should just shoot me square in the face.

This entry is sure to force your innards, quite unnaturally, through your mouth hole ( Read more... )

Flipping through the pages of a Surrealism book, left unattended on the living room coffee table, I came upon a painting that was a near exact reminent that I had painted near 10 years ago. So near was this painting that I took to glancing at the artist's name. René Magritte. 1928. A far difference from Brook Graham. 1995. I know full well that in ( Read more... )

On Tuesday I had the pleasure of seeing a handful of my Spokane lovelies once again. Among them was one Kevin Simpson. Him and I enacted a plan to get kids off drugs, stop violence, solve world hunger, achieve world peace...all with the use of bedtime stories. We think we've really got something here. We are making bumper stickers ( Read more... )

A few weeks back when Dan, Jeff, and myself went to Canada we learned, via Canadian public television, that if you bust open a can of Molsen Canadian, Kokanee, or any Canadian beer for that matter, you will suddenly be swarmed by well-endowed, near-naked, gorgeous women ( Read more... )

There happens to be a very sick boy currently trapped under my comforters. With digitally recorded temperatures tiptoeing towards 103 degrees Fahrenheit. And for all my cool baths, pills and potions, and kisses towards betterment, his condition has not found improvement. Come morning I'm dragging him to the closest medical professional ( Read more... )

Tuesday, May 3rd.

My Life With the Spaniard (SpoCompton!)
Flee the Century (SpoCompton!)
Hospital Haunts (Olympia!)
P.S. I Love You (Olympia!)
The Pharmacy (Seattle!)

5:30 PM.
At the Wulf House.
412 Division St. NW
Olympia, WA
Show by donation.

I wish this closet full of shoes had odometers firmly installed on their surface. Then I'd never have to wonder how many steps I've taken in each one ( Read more... )

I am smitten.


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He treats me so much better then you ever did.