Here Comes the Flood

[burntcrispy]

I am sooooo mad...I never get mad....this is an odd feeling...I hate how people say I am soooo nice and easy to get along with...I dont want to be...I want to be an ass....I want to be like everyone else...not caring about anyone...just always going through life thinking about themselves (this isnt directed at you...)...I am soooo distressed...I am

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[monkeymindkafka]

I bow to peer pressure with unflinching fidelity. My philosophy of vapid comformity stumps all over you like Treebeard in the San Francisco marathon. I think you are an ass and difficult to tolerate let alone get along with. You oozy rash. You pustulent itch. Why must you goad our ire with your protuberant profile? Blessed am I whose emotions are so shallow that the internet soothes my heartache and meme-quizzes decide my fate. Wretches like you must wallow in your abyssal intangible tummult. I laugh at your overextended optimism that everyone gets along with you. Your inroic insecurity shines forth knave: I see your next post is an online personality test. Technology has defeated you. Sknet is your new master, bow before your bloodles cybernetic Overlord.

[monkeymindkafka]

By "Sknet" I meant Skynet.

[burntcrispy]

whoa...

[monkeymindkafka]

Just kidding! but it was a fun rant to rant.