a new rant about zombies

[burnthetowndown]

perhaps you remember that article that came out about reports of real zombism somewhere in south america, or bosnia, it escapes me now. it was all over myspace so i know some of you did. austin called me into the room to have a look at the article and since we were both tired as hell and probably baked, we thought it was real. i called everyone to

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[maraxusxp]

Yea but can you imagine the fun brand names of zombie killing products. And the lovely marketing...

HEADCHOPING ACTION. IT SLICES IT DICES IT SAVES YOUR FAMILY FROM DANGER! 29.99$ 1800-ZOMBIE-FREE.

[burnthetowndown]

that would be pretty sweet, i'm sure infomercials would probably get out there as well. we'd still have those three pumps and your onions are minced perfectly machines, but they would be build thousands of times to scale and would involve some sort of bait so zombies could be lured in and then chopped up.

that whole thing about zombies as a food source would never ever end up working though when you really think about it because all their flesh has been infected and has begun to rot. so even if you found some great way to disinfect all of it you'd still get all that nasty disinfectant and shit in your system. while only eating the brain would turn you into a zombie, eating any other part of them would just make you sick as hell and most likely kill you.

[maraxusxp]

Personaly I think that zombies as a fuel soruce is more likely, big bond fire of uglys. Although storeing them may be an issue, if we were able to get machines ala soylent green I belive zombies could easily be corralled and made into efficient fuel. Also with a machine like this you would save valueable time, and ammunision.

[maraxusxp]

Mind my horrid spelling.