this is so cool, i have a penpal! its my friend mariam who is taking care of her mom in fairfax. i mean, who doesn't love getting letters in the mail? to accompany this news, i also got hired at buffalo wild wings, do you know what i mean? i get to give customers their wings that are fried extra hard with ranch sauce. its going to be sweet ( Read more... )

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i am killing fruit flies with my bare (bear?) hands

and i'm ok with that

i just wanted to archive this entry by saying that around 11pm on november 5th, america's youth because de-disillusioned with american politics (at least for now!)

do you know when your roommate decides to shave his gonads in the shower and it looks like its the first time doing that and then he doesn't clean it up so when you go to take a shower in the morning hairs are lying akimbo everywhere? no? well that's because you don't live with a slob. do you know what i mean ( Read more... )

we are out of toilet paper at the house.

i have been using paper towels.

love

brendan

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Hello Livejournal,

Last night around 3 am some hooligan lodged a real estate sign with metal spikes through my windshield, thus fucking up said windshield. do you know what i mean?

luckily the officer found a fingerprint and forensics is analyzing it.

revengily,

brendan


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with the pork & beans. you know what i mean?

greetings you bunch of rogues, I am posting here again because myspace and facebook leave a stale taste in my mouth ( Read more... )