SEX and DRUGS

[burrntheflag]

the other day i was at mcdonalds and i was going to order a meal and then the lady said that i wasn't allowed to have that mickey's in here

Comments

[isuckedthemoon]

and i was like cockle doodle doooo....chirp...chirp....

[hollywoodbang]

You're the funniest fucking kid ever.
Man I miss you.

[onerainywish]

come hang out slut, i got a new car, i can pick yo hoe ass up

[killyourmadre]

you dumbass bitches, fuck'em. you should of did a lu kang move on her burger cooking ass like mortal kombat.

[miss_graves]

I can't believe you Moores

[marymejane]

you little bitch