i'm drunk as fuck.
i love my wife.
she's my new spirit guide.
i heard that donnan girl loves the cock.

piss off,
jason waste

.p.s. beer is more awesome than you.

i've got a stomach full of pills and i'm feeling low. not as in depressed...just, i'm honestly not sure. something doesn't feel right. i mean, i'm the happiest i've been in a coon's age. probably more than i ever have. i think i just got so used to being down that now that i'm happy, ii'm not exactly sure what to think or do. i feel as though i don ( Read more... )

did you know the fire truck can eat up to eight times it's own body weight ( Read more... )

i'm bored and i've got nothing to talk about other than i'm excited as hell that the new season of family guyy starts tonight. so yea, stole this from beth:

1. Post the names of 50 musicians ( Read more... )

( so god's either not real or a smart ass robot...either's fine with me )

i've went on a comedy download spree.

so i totally got a job this morning.

also, dressy bessy is gonna be at the dame on the 20th so me and the woman are gonna be in good ol' lex vegas.

if anyone around would be willing to let me send my music files to them and make a few data discs for me, i'd really appreciate it. i'd be willing to give ya a couple bucks for the blank cd's as well as shipping them to me.
anyone? please?

jason waste

so, for some reason or another, lonny decided to cut the wires to the computer speakers. i'm pretty pissed about it seeing as i can't listen to the awesome ghost mice/saw wheel and defiance, ohio/ghost mice splits that i just downloaded. ho hum i suppose ( Read more... )

i gotta quit doin' this shit

i don't remember anything about last night. if you want full etal, ak shella. i feel like shit this morning and goddamnit! if i ain't tired of all their shit.

uf you asked, it'd just be a big fucking brick wall. goddamnit.

inhale/exhale

god's been showin me things that i don't want to see