I'll fix your wagon! I'll mow your lawn! I'll clean your gutters!

[buscemi]

Maybe it's just me, but the saying "I'll fix your wagon" doesn't sound like much of a threat. Observe

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[waystar]

For some reason my mind jumped from that dialog to "There's a Hole in the Bucket" - and now it won't leave my head!

[buscemi]

I had that stuck in my head a couple weeks ago. It was a short journey from that song to "There's a Hole in the Bottom of the Sea". ;)

[liddle_oldman]

You know, now that you mention it, it doesn't sound all that threatening.

[slytherin13]

ALRIGHT! Someone is FINALLY going to fix that pesky wagon!

[niyabinghi]

Heeeheheheheeeheheheeeee :)

Less grumbling, more fixing, please

[suegypt]

HAHAHA. I always heard it as "I'll fix your little red wagon," just as a superior, demeaning snarky remark, not so much a threat. But, I've also heard your response, as in channeling Kevin Spacey, "oh, thank you...."