It ain't no joke when a mama's handkerchief is soaked
With her tears because her baby's life has been revoked
The bond is broke up 
so choke up 
and focus on the close up
Mr. Wizard can't perform no godlike hocus-pocus
So don't sit back 
kick back 
and watch the world get bushwhacked
News at 10:00 your neighborhood is under attack

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wow, today was just an all around excellent day. i cant think of one bad thing that happened. here's some good things ( Read more... )

i went  to our student union center last night, cause i was planning on seeing the movie they were showing. so my friends and i get there and there's this sign that says "hip-hop dance competition tonight in alumni hall." so i'm thinking wow, that'll suck. we went to see it, planning on leaving after like 10 minutes. well, i was dead wrong about it ( Read more... )

alright, so here's what happened in lj's long and storied history:

lj was thriving.
then, like everyone of my friends from CSN declared it "GAY". except for michael voltaire cioce
then, my friends from centerpoint decided to flake out on me. no biggie, right?
then, after his final AP exam, michael voltaire cioce bailed on us. he BAILED on us. on ME.
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FROM THE TOP TO THE BOTTOM
bottom the top i start
IN THE CORE, I'VE FORGOTTEN
in the middle of my thoughts
TAKEN THOUGHT TO MY SAFETY
a picture's there
FROM ANYONE ESCAPE ME
then why should i care?

LET'S RECORD THIS, PLZ, AT SOME POINT IN OUR LIVES

 ok, just a quick rundown of the sweetest poker run of my life ( Read more... )

do you know how much a penguin weighs?

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http://youtube.com/watch?v=i1q_8QQO70Q

im dying!!

seriously, conan o'brien brings epic lulz on a daily basis. i love that man.