Just for the record, I'm typing this with my left hand only. Just because I can, you know ( Read more... )

School's over. This semester was a royal waste. Some lessons are best learned at the School of Hard Knocks, though. Maybe I'll get the idea this time ( Read more... )

Dude, I wish my life was that exciting ( Read more... )

Yesterday was pretty so-so. School was a drag. They were passing out free burritos to promote some event, but the burritos had tomatoes and crap in them, so I gave mine to my mom. They were huge, and it was a steak burrito, so it's a shame I didn't just clean it out and eat it. Had chicken fried rice instead, which was good. Watched the free DVD ( Read more... )

I was just thinking about that marching cadence. I'm not going to post it, partly because you can find it yourself, and partly because I don't remember the whole thing. But the best part about it is that it's true. Okay, maybe it's not the best part, but you can't deny that napalm sticks to kids...and adults, and teenagers, and geriatrics, and ( Read more... )

Okay, I'm going to make a journal entry with absolutely no offensive content whatsoever. It'll be so clean you could perform surgery on it. Here goes ( Read more... )

Yeah, today's been pretty lackluster ( Read more... )

I'll bet you're wondering why the title of this is "Frosted Cherry Pop-Tarts", aren't you? I find that phrase humorous, and I'll bet you're wondering why. I think what I'll do is drive some more corruption into your dirty mind, so that every time you see a box of Frosted Cherry Pop-Tarts, you'll giggle, too ( Read more... )

I imagine there's a good number of people getting high today. I'm not one of them ( Read more... )

So I got my hair straightened on Saturday. Or should I say, semi-straightened. Any straighter, and it would be looking a bit ridiculous and unnatural. My mom said I'd be looking like the Rev. Al Sharpton, and that's not a good thing. I'd rather be completely bald for the rest of my life than have my hair looking like that. But it's cool. Had it in ( Read more... )