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[bustybentobabe]

[Filter: Public]Truthfully, I've never been fond of that "small", "medium" and "large" system. It's not particularly descriptive, is it? Small is only small in relation to the medium, and large is only large in relation to the other two

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[mayovice]

What the hell are you going on about there?

[Of course, he has no idea who this is.]

[bustybentobabe]

Sky pigs! No one told me these beasts would be larger than planes!

[Of course not. Heck, this is Angel's first public entry, because the world NEEDED TO KNOW THIS.]

[mayovice]

Sky pigs?

[You know he totally needs to know who this is.]

[bustybentobabe]

Sky pigs. Our ship is participating in the annual Sky Pig Hunt. Apparently one of the boatswains has a death wish, and he's decided to drag us all along for the ride.

[Well he can try to figure it out on his own, then. But she made it Text for a reason.]

[manicuredsmile]

What happens if I drink significantly more afternoon tea than you?

[bustybentobabe]

Then you may be forced to take a second cup.

It isn't a perfect system, but you must admit, it is an improvement.

[manicuredsmile]

How so, dear?

[bustybentobabe]

It provides a general reference. Without that, a "small" drink could be a mug's worth, a shot glass' worth, or a thimble's worth.

[windsofdaytime]

Normal pigs aren't like this?

[bustybentobabe]

Not even close. You'd be hard pressed to find a normal pig that would even come up to your waist!

[windsofdaytime]

Oh. Then these ones are different.

[bustybentobabe]

As different as whipped cream and sour cream.

[private]

[foolreversed]

Sheesh, at first I thought you were talking about cocks or something.

[Filter: Adachi (deliberately left hackable)]

[bustybentobabe]

Cocks would be the first thing you'd think of, wouldn't they.

[ Filtered to Childhood Buddies ]

[mayovice]

Are you sure you should be saying stuff like that over the network?

[Filter: Tohru and Toshirou (tightens up to unhackable)]

[bustybentobabe]

I don't see how implying Tohru is a homosexual puts me at risk at all.

Now stop blowing my cover. I thought you would have stopped acting like a greenhorn by now, Toshirou.

[zack_thefairest]

C'mon, it's not that bad! Just means there's more meat for us!

[bustybentobabe]

True. Forgive me, though, I prefer my pork without a side of dying horribly.

[zack_thefairest]

But they all kinda die in the end and end up in our stomachs?

[bustybentobabe]

I mean us dying horribly! I'm not some bleeding heart that laments the death of poor little pigs. We're higher on the food chain - if you want to blame someone, blame mother nature!

...

At least I hope we're higher on the food chain. With beasts like these, it's difficult to say.