Supernatural conspiracies

Mar 20, 2004 16:23

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A reply busy_body March 21 2004, 10:57:05 UTC

I have received a reply purporting to come from The Amazing Randi himself:

"Congratulations! You’re the millionth visitor to this site!

You receive 40 pounds of used dental floss and a year’s subscription to dandruff!

James Randi"

Hmm. The mystery deepens. I am already a lifetime member of Dandruff. However, I think just to spite Randi I will recycle the used dental floss, and using some high pressure snot, will construct a device for contacting extra-terrestrial life. Although, come to think of it, that almost sounds like extra-terrestrial life already. Should I continue this potentially interesting correspondence with the bearded one, or should I just go back to contemplating life's mysteries on my own?

OK enough of bodily fluids already. My cold is better, my brain is my own again, and I'm back on a normal space time whatsit. Phew!

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malabar March 21 2004, 13:50:04 UTC
So that's why I don't get dandruff! Mystery solved!

Glad you're feeling better. Keep up the good work.

I'm waiting for my brain to return after 19 straight days at work (1 - 19 March). This is my first weekend off this month. I went for a walk today and got about a quarter as far as I would normally expect, came home and moaned at people. They said,"Well, what did you expect?"

I love my family. Such sympathy. ;)

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