if i disappear for awhile its because i am amazed by the hot sex i had with ashton today

As much as I try to update this thing I can't ever seem to find the sentiment. I think it's because I try to hide behind these self-created walls and the only ones I let through from time to time are Laura and Katie who are sometimes the only people I can stand to be around because they understand that even though I can joke about everything I ( Read more... )

I have something important to say. I've been needing to say it for some time now. I think this is the time and place for it ( Read more... )

Oops I almost forgot about this thing. That would be shameful you'd all have to deal with missing me. I'm in California right now. Last night I came out for the premiere of K-19 in Westwood and I'm staying with Laura until tomorrow when we're flying back to NC. Hell, NC is always a party so I probably missed something important, right? I always do ( Read more... )

Usually I'm a real asshole in the morning. But today I'm not because Mila is here and Laura's supposed to be here within the next couple days. I went back to bed after my run this morning and only got about an hour and a half of sleep. I don't think you're supposed to sleep too much anyway.

I'm fucking tired.

With the amounts of people streaming in and out of my house you'd expect that I wouldn't feel an ounce of loneliness, yet I feel completely alone. I understand that I give off a vibe that's carefree and strange and I feel like a quirk sometimes. Extremely alone and misunderstood ( Read more... )

I like being co-owner of the house that everyone likes to be in. Jordana and Tobey are here, they fight like animals it's sick. Tobey's always bringing up Derek Jeter just to piss her off. Then she gets upset and throws things at him. And then he apologizes and they're best friends again until Jordana brings up how many people he's slept with and ( Read more... )

I have houseguests. I don't know whether to eat them or rape them they're cute ( Read more... )

I knew when Katie and I decided to live together that our house was going to be a huge fucking party. Katie got here yesterday. Late last night we watched Donnie Darko and kept yelling "fuckass" at each other because we found it amusing. Thank God we don't have other roommates ( Read more... )

North Carolina sucks. Okay the only one that doesnt suck is fucking Katie because I love her because she's my fucking roommate and she's just as hot as me ( Read more... )