"See, saw, sacradown..."

[but_fearitself]

"What is the way to London town?
One foot up, the other foot down,
That is the way to London town."
Now, here's a headache I can deal with. Lord, I can't even tell y'all how much better I feel-- like, even waking up all crusted to the floor by what I hope to God is just my vomit in Edd's guest bathroom to some gal with a bad dye-job brushing her teeth

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[mr_nygma]

Hey bro, need a fucking loaded as shit benefactor? Cause you got one right here. Only under the condition you don't gas me without my permission first. Deal?

[but_fearitself]

I can always use a loaded as shit benefactor, son! You in on any markets, or are you doing the freelance detective thing? Because I need a venue to get my shit out, you know?

And no way, Edd, I've got to get my gas back up to shit in the meantime and that requires expendable test subjects, meaning not you. Plus, y'all might be Gothamites, but where I come from, we believe in things.

[mr_nygma]

You know me, networking like a mother and that whole shebang, but I'm mostly just sitting pretty. It's a nice vacation, actually. At any rate, yes, there are at least two venues you could use. Roulette has her whole House thing, but I know you get with chicks. The other option is that Joker and Maxie Zeus (wtf, I know right, bro?) are opening this club called - get this- Crackopolis. I shit you not. If you want my professional advice, I'd go with the latter, although if you are looking for something more immediate, The House is the way to go. Though really, I don't see why you don't do both.

[but_fearitself]

Crackopolis? Lord.

I'm thinking both, but I don't want to piss anybody off, you know? I doubt LA's going to be big enough for the two of them, and siding with both is essentially making enemies of both, see? Unless they play things cool, and I doubt they will, I'm thinking I've got to pick one.

Roulette's organization sounds a lot more sane, but I wonder if I can really afford to oppose Joker and Zeus. I'm playing it by ear, man.