Comments | but_fearitself: "There's a big fat policeman..."

but_fearitself

"There's a big fat policeman..."

Jul 10, 2009 11:58

"At my door, door, door.

He grabbed me by the collar,
He made me pay a dollar,

I don't want to go to Mexico
No more, more, more."

Thanks for covering my ass for parole and greasing the wheels of the American justice system and shit, Ed. I really owe you, son.

So. Apparently, kidnapping them little pocket-sized motherfuckers is ( Read more... )

midgets are people too?, fuck shit, prison, ow, shit i need some drugs, goddamnit, butt rape, thank the lord for penicilin, shit

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but_fearitself July 15 2009, 00:00:04 UTC

AW HELL NO I DID NOT WANT TO GET LAID AW LORD AW DANG THAT'S JUST NASTY.

I did not actually think experience could get any worse but LO AND BEHOLD it just did.

I LOST MY VIRGINITY TO A MAN NAMED DONNA.

thinking_caps July 11 2009, 07:42:25 UTC

The Crow!

but_fearitself July 15 2009, 00:01:42 UTC

The Hatter!

Oh dang, you think y'all could whip me up a pitcher of real goddamn sweet tea, son? Don't nobody know how to make any real goddamn sweet tea round here.

thinking_caps July 15 2009, 01:42:03 UTC

I would be delighted! What flavour should I aim for in the brewing?

friitawafright July 13 2009, 02:36:54 UTC

...I...I'm not sure what to say about this.

but_fearitself July 15 2009, 00:06:18 UTC

Aw hell, not you. Ain't you done trying to ruin my life yet?

THE POWER OF GODDAMN CHRIST COMPELS YOU; GET YOUR VAMPIRE ASS AWAY FROM ME, YA FREAKY-LOOKING ALBINO BITCH!

friitawafright July 15 2009, 02:01:42 UTC

Now that hurts, Johnathan, it really does, can't you let anything go?