Hello Unemployment!

[butcher_brown]

Feb. 3 2005. A day that will go down in infamy. This is the date that I will be laid off. Old faithful, Albertsons Food & Drug is finally throwing in the towel... Nonetheless, I shall be the loyal employee that I have always been, until the end. If there's a cart to be pushed in... I'll be there. If there's a grocery that needs to be bagged... I'll

Comments

[white_pants_kid]

Soon youre going to be a jobless man like me kyle. Welcome to the real world. I think im going to go to your work and leave a HUUUGE "floater" for you to flush. Lata suckaaa. (oh yeah, i talked to mike today and soon were going all have to go up and sign on the dotted line for our ARPARTMENT!!!!!!!)

[butcher_brown]

knee toe

[butcher_brown]

i am hoping i wont have to hunt. i think i will play loto with my last pay check. if i win, ill buy you a stick of gum. scatch that, what the hay, a pack.

[hardcoredebbie]

theyre building a super target right across the street from us, did you know? im going to apply there

[butcher_brown]

are you sure? i heard its going to be a theme park... check your sources...

[orexzo]

there starting building in 06' , can you say "fresh market" ?

[butcher_brown]

yeah i thought of that but, its a bit of a pedal for me.

[my_secret_crush]

movin on to bigger and better things are we? you'd be a traitor to work at publix! i think you should work at wendys & get fat. wahaha haha

[segahekui]

what about weekly sperm donations? im sure some lady would be honored to carry your seed via chicken baster

would if i could

[butcher_brown]

i would if i could... however, it is prophesied that a child from my very loins will be the only human capable of stopping me from world domination via bow staff skills and will ultimately bring my demise. hence, i must refrain from the passing of my genes.