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Feb 05, 2009 06:15

well we were at walmart today getting me some cough medicine when i went into a grade A+ phlegm rattling hack attack and coughed so hard i peed my pants a little. i was so annoyed. i said "FUCK!" pretty loud and ethan asks me what's wrong. i tell him, "i just peed myself!". i wonder what the lady standing 3 feet away thought of that. i had to buy a ( Read more... )

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dyfferent February 5 2009, 15:20:52 UTC

This happened to me when I had an eight-week cough and (ha ha) scared the piss out of me. I posted a super filtered post about it and most of the women responding said no worries, it happens to them too.

I had no idea we were all so soggy. Kegels for all!

butcherbaby February 6 2009, 04:15:55 UTC

my bladder's usually pretty strong and can hold a lot, but i've trying so hard to hack up a lung lately that it'll still happen even after i just peed and thought i'd squeezed everything out. at home the toilet is 10 feet away so i can just run over if i feel a cough coming, but at walmart i was stuck.

divaluxe February 5 2009, 18:25:22 UTC

I had to buy pads the other day after I got my IUD and I thought the same thing - so THIN! And they really work - you never feel all swampy. The moracle of modern technology strikes again.

butcherbaby February 6 2009, 13:44:09 UTC

swampy HAHA the is the perfect word for it! YECCH! LOL your icon- whenever i get sick i wish they could just flush all the guck out my lungs at once,

Yeah, Well... penance_ February 6 2009, 03:28:21 UTC

When I had a staph infection on my ASS I had to buy Maxi-Pads so imagine my comfort level doing that in the store. The thin ones actually kick serious ass now. They are filled with that gelatinous stuff they use for cut flowers that holds mega amount of water witout giving it back.

Re: Yeah, Well... butcherbaby February 6 2009, 04:10:04 UTC

well nobody really assumes a guy is buying them for himself, especially if you pick up a candy bar or some ice cream at the same time hahaha

i'm not embarrassed buying that kind of stuff (and i LOVE to tease my friends when they are), it was more the actual REASON i was buying them. walking around with pee-pee panties is not fun and i don't really want to smell like an old folks home. and i couldn't stop coughing so i was super-paranoid that i was going to do it again! ethan's just lucky i didn't pee in his car :-D

queenofveils February 7 2009, 20:04:12 UTC

The new pads have some kind of silicone or gel stuff. Its really odd because cheaper pads swell up and get all fat and nasty.
Better Diapers are made with the same new technology.

butcherbaby February 8 2009, 02:02:56 UTC

eeeyew. i like my insteads better.