I have stared into the gaping maw of hell...
I'm not even going to try to explain. Just go have a look, and come back when you've stopped clawing at your eyes and screaming. Each letter below links to a different window into hell. SFW, though it does constitute crimes against both reality and Photoshop:
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There's also a 'Low Glamour' option which, by the looks of it, means your precious little one gets to keep her own eyeballs but has to do without the adult porn star lips you get with the 'Total Makeover' package. And you know you don't get to win OMG-Miss-State-Cover-Photogenic-Supreme-!!! without those.
W T F
There's also a 'Low Glamour' option which, by the looks of it, means your precious little one gets to keep her own eyeballs but has to do without the adult porn star lips you get with the 'Total Makeover' package. And you know you don't get to win OMG-Miss-State-Cover-Photogenic-Supreme-!!! without those.