It's amazing how much your life could potentially change in 24 hours. Fuck, New Mexico. So now it's either Summer B in Gainesville or some random congressional race in Minnesota.
Dental Hygienist: Your gums sure are bleeding more than normal, but I can't seem to find a reason why. There's no substantial build up and I don't see any signs of infection.... are you stressed? Me: (hysterical, agape mouthed laughter.)