sorry, kitties.

[butlerincrime]

[ If you had noticed the lack of cats in streets nearby, there's a totally plausible reason.

Sebastian is hording them.

Cats are so perfect, so sweet and genuine, with soft fur and sweet little paws and - they are quiet, and never annoy him

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[catslooklikeme]

[Hey, hey, Sebastian, did you see? Lately, there's been this ultra-cool thing that looks like a kitty with wings wandering around! In fact, here he comes now, meandering by!]

[butlerincrime]

[ TOTAL, UTTER SHOCK. ]

Who would have added some as atrocious as wings to an already perfect creature?

[catslooklikeme]

[Hey what?]

..."Perfect creature"? Cats?

[butlerincrime]

Of course, no other creature is even close to being as perfect as a feline.

[kindlichekaiser]

[Staring...Staring.... Staring.]

...Do you like cat, Sebastian? [Straight-faced]

[butlerincrime]

Of course, what is there to not enjoy with these gorgeous creatures?

[kindlichekaiser]

Cats don't exist in my world, I think. At least, I never had one.

[She crouches down to pet one of those kitties~]

[butlerincrime]

Cats do not exist in my true world, either.

[micronational]

[guess whose electric dog is chasing one of your cats, Sebastian. just. guess.]

[butlerincrime]

[ Sebastian doesn't care about who's it is, he is grabbing knives and forks to hurl at the dog because you do not mess with any cat in front of Sebastian. ]

[micronational]

[luckily that kind of stuff phases through the dog. obviously that could have been a close call.]

[butlerincrime]

[ Well this was not good. Sebastian has to go rescue the kitty now. He's lead on a strange chase through the streets until he finally manages to grab it. ]

Dogs. Such disgusting creatures.

[miss_enma_ai]

[Yeah...that black cat you're trying to walk away with. There is now an angry little hell girl standing in front of you.]

Give him back.

[butlerincrime]

Is he yours?

[ He raises an amused and curious eyebrow. ]

[miss_enma_ai]

Yes.

[butlerincrime]

[ Suddenly he is HOLDING YOUR CAT and petting it. WHAT A QUICK BUTLER HE IS. ]

[decadenzas]

I suggest you leave that alone, you may be tampering with their dinner. [gesturing to the neighboring house...]

[butlerincrime]

They'll just have to make do, then.

[decadenzas]

It's not in good manners to take cats that already belong to another, you know. I couldn't care less if you did, but I don't wish to deal with the whines of a broken-hearted pet owner.

[butlerincrime]

So, do not deal with them.