i may name my bike Christopher Tracy, or Jabberwocky.

[butserious]

(or perhaps Ragland, depending on hir temperment)

this morning when i woke up there was a bird on a wire outside my window. being a simple man, i have taken this as a Good Omen. that, and the satisfying 
realization that me breakfast wrap really would have been more delicious if i had put syrup on it, damn you all to hell.

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[allscrapedup]

OK this morning I woke up (at my parent's house) and this tiny bird kept pecking on the window in this really persistent way, and it was so sad! It kept trying to get in the house yesterday, too. What does it mean?

[butserious]

it's like that episode of The West Wing where this bird is trying to get into donna's office and she's all like "stop it. you're going to hurt your beak."

anyway, i dunno, you haven't been emitting any bird pheremones lately have you?

i think you have an admirer.

birdmirer.

[goosehunter]

what album is that song from?

[butserious]

Songs From A Room.