this song amuses me

[butter_fly_]

someday I'm gonna be famous
do I have talent? well, no
these days you don’t really need it
thanks to reality shows
can't wait to date a supermodel
can’t wait to sue my dad
can't wait to wreck a ferrari
on my way to rehab

cause when you’re a celebrity
it’s adios reality
you can act just like a fool
and people think you’re cool
just cause you're on tv
i can throw major fits
when my latte isn't just how I like it
they say i've gone insane
i'll blame it on the fame
and the pressures that go with....
being a celebrity

i'll get to cry to barbara walters
when things don't go my way
i'll get community service
no matter which law I break
i'll make the supermarket tabloids
they’ll write some awful stuff
but the more they run my name down
the more my price goes up!

cause when you’re a celebrity
it’s adios reality
no matter what you do
people think you’re cool
just 'cause you're on tv
i can fall in and out of love
have marriages that barely last a month
when they go down the drain
i'll blame it on the fame
and say it's just so tough...
being a celebrity

so let’s hitch up the wagons
and head out west
to the land of fun in the sun
we’ll be a real world bachelors
jackass millionaires hey hey hollywood
here we come!

yeah when you're a celebrity
it’s adios reality
no matter what you do
people think you’re cool
just cause you're on tv
being a celebrity...
yeah celebrity!