so we got back from Lake Arrowhead yesterday. really, very upset to be back. it was so nice. laying around doing nothing all day long. seriously, all we did was play pool, drink a little bit, and relax. I DIDNT GET ANY HOT SHOWERS, HOWEVER!! my stupid boyfriend decided to put on the water as i was in the shower. yeah, GOOD ONE baby =] but im so ( Read more... )

there is a 250 pound cross-eyed woman yelling in the store right now.
just thought you all should know that.
she hobbled in here screaming that someone gave us the wrong measurements for something?
um, "who are you, lady?!" her hair is disheveled (sp ( Read more... )

shut.

the fuck.

up.

it fucking happened again. and im as fucking stupid as fucking stupid can get.

no, no. just trust me on that one.

gah. im so sorry for last night guys. totally un-called for, i know. my fault.wow. still can't get over it man. its like i knew it would happen, but then when it did. i was completely shocked. why ( Read more... )

1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS ( Read more... )

Body: Body: If you read this ( Read more... )

Men's rules... Finally, the guys' side of the story ( Read more... )

how do i re-set internet explorer to be my default internet connection thingy? its set for AOL now i think..and i cant use iTUNES till i get internet explorer working. and i cant do it! ive been trying forever and a day...so help meee!

okay so im watching the OC right now.
soo good! i cant beleive they wanna expell Marissa..all she did was shoot the person who tried to rape her and kill her boyfriend. um um, hello?
i would shoot the bastard too. twice.

everything has been so mixed up lately.. i swear people are on fucking drugs all day long. newsflash..it impairs your ( Read more... )

hey cris..who are we kidnapping this weekend?!

yep. watch out all friends of THE WHORE. you will all be takin out. one by one. slowly. and painfully. until we get all the information we need. hide yourselves. and you WHORE..hide your dog. its comin along for the ride.

haha..yeahhh and you thought my ideas were crazy. nuh uh..not ( Read more... )

how do i make it center?