.How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the
world does it take to do the dishes?
A.Both of them.

He said .. . .Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . . That's a good idea - you stand by the

ironing board while I sit on the sofa.

He said . . .. I don't know why you wear a bra; you've
got nothing to put in it. ?She said .. . You wear pants don't you?

I think i am going to go to casino rama tonight and win some big bucks...... yeah, wouldn't that be nice?????? If i win lots and lots of money i think i;ll be taking the day off from work 2more...big bucks...big bucks....no whammies..  .hehe wasn't that a funny game show......well almost time to get ready.... wish me luck......

ok i dont know why but every time i hear the song "when you where young" by the Killers, it reminds me of pumilio2..... To weird hey!!!!!

just kickin back with my home girl, watching "just my luck"  shity ass movie..surfing the net lofao.....happy happy joy joy me no at worky......yeahhhhhhhhh... wooo hooo!!!!!!

it's snowing.....omg....!!!!!!! not yet...

these are for the men....enjoy
Why it is good to be a man?

1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
3. Your last name stays put.
4. The garage is all yours.
5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
8. You ( Read more... )

Do you know what happen's when you assume??????
ASSUME=  ASS (OF) U (&) ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 NEVER ASSUME ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 and dont talk about shit you know nothing about....

I live by this saying: NEVER BELIEVE WHAT YOU HEAR.....
              AND          BELIEVE HALF OF WHAT YOU SEE!!               

buoy-ya-ka..... my dinner was da BOMB!!!!! yum yum yum...... oh so yum.....