For The Worried Parents

[butterflyflame]

Apparently some parental figures are worried about me. Although I don't know why given that they didn't hear from me last semester either. I've only been away for two weeks. I have been going to class and going to work not to mention going to the rec center. I have also been hanging out with my friends. There is a supposed party that I may be going

Comments

Attention Offspring Unit 2

[anonymous]

The parental units -- offspring unit interface specification requires that the parental units monitor the activities of the offspring unit. Parental units must exhibit concern at times of change of environment or disposition of the offspring unit and must provide advice and support to the offspring unit. Lack of communication by the offspring unit produces feelings of anxiety in the parental units. All clauses of the parental units -- offspring unit interface specification remain in full force for the duration of the offspring unit's existence.

Parental Unit 1

[anonymous]

The federal regulations governing offspring units also require periodic audits to ensure that offspring units do not require return to the manufacturer. These audits can be conducted through a variety of media, including site visits, telephone interviews and internet/web responses to questionnaires. Additional federal guidance to implement these regulations are still underdevelopment and will not be release anytime soon.

Parental Unit 2

Parental Unit 3 Comments

[anonymous]

Wow, between the computer speak and government speak I am speechless! Hard to do! I will give you the "typical" Mommy speech. We love you, worry about you and need to hear from you every once in awhile to make sure you're still alive. (Parents are funny like that.) Glad to hear all is well and there are parties in your future. Focus on graduation so you can come home to Maryland where we love and miss you!! Call your mother....she worries!!
Love,
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