Tonight I will be staying up until 2am in order to watch Oprah give every single member of her audience.... A NEW CAR. This gesture is so many things at once. Disgustingly great. Embarrassingly amusing. Totally pathetic. What car is Oprah pitching as her new Favorite Thing? Why the Pontiac. I have never even met someone who is or has ever been even ( Read more... )

And yes, that is Lucian...

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Jay and Tobin rock ( Read more... )

Marc and I are obsessed with 200 pound tumors, surgery gone wrong, burn victims, and EEE cup breast implants. We have filled the TiVo's memory with disturbing programs and have become so immune to the imagery that we eat dinner with our eyes glued to the screen. marc's favorite words are now "Warning: Due to the graphic nature of this program, ( Read more... )

Last night we went to see Collateral and chatted with Victor Garber for a while after the show (you know, Goldie's husband in FIRST WIVES ( Read more... )

The official song of the LA summer is Ashlee Simpson's "Pieces of Me ( Read more... )

Sometimes, when things are going okay and life is running smoothly and you are a little bit bored, it is a good idea to quit your job. Make sure you have no idea how you'll pay your bills, that adds to the fun. Then be extremely lucky. Like me ( Read more... )

I got a HUGE RAISE! Like completely unreal huge. I am happy. True to the Jess 'n Annie kimball tradition I celebrated with pizza and US Weekly while I watched Adrian on QVC (it is her Anniversary ( Read more... )

My eye itches. Does that mean I've got an eye disease ( Read more... )