you already know who this is, ya know mebe i'll just get one and not tell my parents....
anonymous
January 31 2004, 10:39:34 UTC
Well well well,, i remenber a time in when your LJ was created and she who created it also created the sun and the stars, the waters that whirl around the planet, the animals that feed upon its nutrients, and one day she made a man and she made him in the form of herself (xcept in man form) and he was happy and ignorant and named Bob, and one dayeth bob sayteth to the one in the stars, i am boredeth so the lordess came downeth preformed a minor operationeth and out of a shin bone made a companioneth for bob and they were happyeth and on the seventh day the one who created everything rested and proclaimed it to be a holy day of rest (as a joke to spite everyone) so later when the to humans were kicked out of the Front Yard of Eden set a story in motion so ungelievable it can only be called a bible and on the seventh day all had to rest thus creating things such as blue laws and make people rest on sudays for no reason
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Re: you already know who this is, ya know mebe i'll just get one and not tell my parents....
anonymous
January 31 2004, 10:44:41 UTC
of course after bob ate the fruit of knowledge (thus creating original sin , which all women are just BLAMED FOR) he was kicked out and in the real world was named i freak cuz he was missing a shin bone...
and most suspsious was the his lady companion had one too many shin bones .......... *twilight zone theme song*
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and most suspsious was the his lady companion had one too many shin bones ..........
*twilight zone theme song*
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OH NATALY YOU ARE SO WITTY!!
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