Ranger Log 004 ~ EMERGENCY! DEKARENJ-- oh wait.

[buttery_tech]

Phone/Action [Mayfield Fire Department // Monday AND Tuesday]

[Guess who's gets to spend the next 48 hours sitting answering all your crazy emergency calls? That's right. Bridge the Firefighter at your service!  Kittens stuck in trees? Check. Pyromaniac children setting dolls on fire? Check. Prank calls? Double check. People that just want to see a

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[omg_firetrucks]

[ Elsie just so happens to be around the fire department today wanting to see the firetrucks ]

Awah~ Firetrucks! I didn't think this place had any.

[buttery_tech]

[And Bridge was just putting the finishing touches on the pride and joy of... Mayfield? Who knew. He might as well enjoy something here, right? And since this girl seemed so interested, he'd wave her on over. ...Hopefully he doesn't get in trouble?

Of course! Even if this place is as fake as margarine, they had to at least keep one of these beauties around.

[omg_firetrucks]

[Elsie is in heaven right now, finally she doesn't have to go chasing after one speeding down the street]

Does it work? Do you get to ride in it everyday?

[buttery_tech]

Well, not every. Just, y'know... when we get emergency calls. Most days are pretty slow, considering how... 'normal' Mayfield is when people aren't going insane.

Actually using the non-emergency number!

[ooeeooahah]

Mr Carson? Dr Higa - just checking in, are you all right after... well. I've been... out of it a bit.

[ Her voice is steady, and perhaps a bit worried, a bit like she was at the store. ]

[buttery_tech]

Oh, Dr Higa. Nice to hear a familiar voice for once. ...It's been a crazy week, huh? I... managed to make it through without too much damage. Maybe a little bit of questioning my own sanity, but... yeah. How about you?

[ooeeooahah]

Yes, well - I had a bit of a break after...

[ She sighs, resignedly. ]

After I died.

[buttery_tech]

...

[His voice would noticeably change into a much calmer, more... empathic tone?]

That's just... Why would somebody target a doctor? No, none of what happened made any real sense. I guess... that was kind of the point. Still, are you alright? I mean, if you need to talk or anything... I'm sure I could take a break or something.

[inthenertz]

Hey, fire department?

There's a drone kid stuck in a tree.

The tree is on fire.

[buttery_tech]

...Uh, what?

That's... kind of bad. Can you give me the address? I'll try to be over as soon as possible.

[inthenertz]

Sure... though I should mention that it's not really a tree, it's more of a bush.

And the kid is already dead.

[buttery_tech]

...How in the wor--

[Pause. Thinking about this preeeetty hard.]

Oh, oh. I get it. This is one of those prank calls the guys warned me about, right?

[buttery_tech]

[Hard at work, or hardly working. Ohohoho. Master of horrible and outdated jokes.]

I really wouldn't know. This is only, what? My second time? I'm not even sure. My brain's still kind of scrambled.

[buttery_tech]

Oh, I'm sure. After that last little incident, I'm sure they only fires we'll be seeing is the ones from kids trying to burn their sister's dolls or people that regain their magic and decide to test them out on the poor drones.

Or, you know... if Mayfield spontaneously combusted. ...That would be pretty bad.

[flameyedhunter]

You're a firefighter now? Well, I guess that makes sense.

[buttery_tech]

Not too big of a change for me, I guess? Well, at least it's helpful. Sort of. ...If we ever get any serious calls.