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This not knowing how to swim thing.
People always thinks it's weird that I don't know how to swim. We never had a pool, we never went on vacation near the water, I was joined anything like the YMCA or anything like that. Excuse me, if normal occurances in my life didn't involve anything aquatic. So I never learned how to swim. Sort of. I got to thinking that I did indeed used to know ( Read more... ) -
The fake Pink Stuff
I drink generic Pepto Bismol as apposed to the real thing. It's the exact same product, yet one dollar cheaper. The thing is, you have to shake it in order to get the good stuff up top. The codundrum there, is that when you shake it, you usually jostle your stomach which is the problem or you wouldn't drink it in the first place ( Read more... ) -
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Holding my position on this. I'm just too tired of thinking about it. Penis scars and mental sludge et cetera. I've made it this far ( Read more... ) -
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Before my boss went on a two week vacation to Costa Rica, she warned me that crazy folk would be crawling "out of the woodworks". She wasn't fucking kidding. I've had more people coming in for refunds than I've ever had in my 5 years at that particular store ( Read more... ) -
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Well, this was quite a week. First I found out that our store is closing. Upon hearing the news, my heart sank like a stone with the thought of having to job hunt in this godforsaken town. I don't have to though. Cindy is taking me with her to the Abercorn store (which is where I started). Later she seemed offended by the fact that I thought that I ( Read more... ) -
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This week started off a tad better than normal. Nothing earth shattering. Friday was Silent Hill movie day. I went with Jimmy the Ninja because he is every bit the SH junkie as I am. He thought it was "fucking great" and "orgasmic". I thought it was okay.
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My stomach hurts again. I've also been getting alot of headaches. I haven't slept a more than 4 hours straight in months. I wish I would just fucking have a nervous breakdown and get it over with. I'm sick of this "on the verge" shit.
