If I were your endoplasmic reticulum, would you like me smooth or rough?
Pairing: KyuMin
Rating: PG
Genre: romance, fluff, humor, college!au
Words: 940
Summary: Sungmin and Kyuhyun just happen to be in the same Anatomy class, so they decide to get together and "study."
A/N: So I was studying for my Anatomy test and accidentally ended up writing this. I blame kyustring, who was making "studying anatomy" jokes with me yesterday.
I sadly did not come up with the joke in the title. But it made me laugh. A lot. I'm such a nerd. OTL
***
Kyuhyun was a freshman biology major with the intent of going to medical school after he finished getting his bachelor’s degree. Sungmin was a sophomore nursing major who hadn’t yet started clinical work. Coincidentally, they were both in the same Anatomy class.
The first day, Sungmin sat down next to Kyuhyun. “Hi, I’m Sungmin,” he said with a bright smile.
Kyuhyun smiled back awkwardly, a little confused as to why this cute guy (SHUT UP BRAIN HE IS NOT CUTE, he shouted in his head) was talking to him. “I’m Kyuhyun,” he mumbled.
Sungmin giggled, to Kyuhyun’s surprise. “It’s nice to meet you, Kyuhyun. You’re cute.” Kyuhyun’s mouth dropped open and his face turned a million shades of red, which just made Sungmin giggle more.
Why is a grown man giggling, Kyuhyun thought, and WHY is it so adorable? He resisted the urge to bang his head on his desk as the professor began teaching.
***
From then on, three days a week, Sungmin would sit next to Kyuhyun in Anatomy and openly flirt with him, while Kyuhyun just shifted uncomfortably and tried to find coherent responses. He was pretty sure his face was constantly some shade of red.
After a few weeks, Sungmin calmed down with the flirting, seeing as Kyuhyun was not responding in the way the older wanted him to. One day, Sungmin stopped flirting with Kyuhyun completely. Half of Kyuhyun’s brain celebrated that he wouldn’t have to deal with the awkwardness anymore. But the other half, the one he didn’t understand very well, was lamenting that the cute boy (brain I thought I told you to shut up before I punch you) had stopped flirting with him.
At the end of the hour, their professor reminded the class that their first exam was the following Monday. Sungmin turned to Kyuhyun. “Hey, want to study together later?”
Kyuhyun’s eyebrows raised a bit. “Uh, sure,” He replied. The two exchanged contact info and promised to meet up later.
***
It was 8:30pm on Friday night when Kyuhyun got a text from Sungmin, saying, “Hi it’s Sungmin~! Do you mind if I come over now?? ^^”
Kyuhyun’s roommate Henry had just gone out for the night and probably wouldn’t be back until the following morning. Kyuhyun briefly wondered why Sungmin would rather study with him than go out, since he seemed like the type that would go to parties.
“Sure,” was his short response, and he included his room number so Sungmin could find it.
Kyuhyun probably shouldn’t have been surprised when he opened the door a few minutes later and Sungmin immediately kissed him, but he was. Caught off guard, he found himself kissing feverishly back. His brain barely registered Sungmin shutting and locking the door.
When Sungmin moved his hands up to work on Kyuhyun’s shirt buttons, his brain finally realized the situation.
“Whoa, Sungmin,” he said breathily, pulling his face away and grabbing the shorter man’s hands. “What are you doing?”
“I thought we were studying for our Anatomy test,” Sungmin pouted, voice completely innocent.
“This is not studying.”
“Yes it is,” Sungmin protested, “we’re just putting our knowledge to use!”
Kyuhyun rolled his eyes. “We’re not even studying the reproductive system. Our test is on cell functions.”
Sungmin paused for a moment, thinking. “We could let our cells practice going through meiosis.”
“They do that without our help, Sungmin. It’s not exactly a voluntary process.”
“Yeah, but our haploid cells need to perform their proper function, so we can help them do that!”
“…Sungmin, haploid cells are meant for making babies. We can’t really do that, since we’re both men.”
“It’s the thought that counts, though, right?”
Kyuhyun just sighed.
The pout made its way back to Sungmin’s face as he inched closer, wrapping his arms around Kyuhyun’s neck. “Kyu,” he whined cutely, “you don’t want to have sex with me?”
Kyuhyun blinked, hard, then just stared at the man in front of him for a minute, completely flabbergasted (That’s a weird word, the part of Kyuhyun’s brain that was still somewhat capable of rational thought mused). “Uh… I never said that…” He finally said.
Sungmin’s face immediately brightened. “Oh, good,” he chirped, and then attached his lips to Kyuhyun’s once again. Resigned to his fate (but really, he wasn’t unhappy about this situation at all), he kissed back, pulling Sungmin closer to him.
***
The next morning, Henry walked in to find a naked Sungmin cuddled up to an equally naked Kyuhyun.
“What the hell, dude?” Henry yelled, and the two men jerked awake. Wide-eyed, they both quickly searched for their clothes as Henry shielded his eyes.
Fully-dressed now, Sungmin placed a chaste kiss on Kyuhyun’s lips. With a “See you Monday,” and a flirtatious grab of Kyuhyun’s butt, he was gone.
“Seriously,” Henry complained after Sungmin had left, “you could’ve at least warned me you had someone coming over, man.”
“Sorry, I honestly didn’t expect that to happen…” Kyuhyun apologized.
Henry patted Kyuhyun’s shoulder. “Well, good on you for finally getting some. Just… let me know next time. I saw more of you today than I ever really wanted to see.”
Kyuhyun grinned sheepishly. “Will do,” he assured his roommate, then thought about what Henry had said.
Next time, huh?
He smiled mischievously. Kyuhyun would have to make sure he studied with Sungmin more often. He was really starting to look forward to Anatomy now. Maybe it wouldn’t be as boring of a class as he originally thought.
***
Sungmin and Kyuhyun both had to retake Anatomy, after failing almost every test.
This time they made sure they weren’t in the same class.
~~~
a/n: Henry’s a douche. Who finds their roommate in bed with someone and just stays in the room?
Also, I really had to resist the urge to write “waggles shibrows” all over this fic. Get out of my head with your eyebrows, Siwon.
Rating: PG
Genre: romance, fluff, humor, college!au
Words: 940
Summary: Sungmin and Kyuhyun just happen to be in the same Anatomy class, so they decide to get together and "study."
A/N: So I was studying for my Anatomy test and accidentally ended up writing this. I blame kyustring, who was making "studying anatomy" jokes with me yesterday.
I sadly did not come up with the joke in the title. But it made me laugh. A lot. I'm such a nerd. OTL
***
Kyuhyun was a freshman biology major with the intent of going to medical school after he finished getting his bachelor’s degree. Sungmin was a sophomore nursing major who hadn’t yet started clinical work. Coincidentally, they were both in the same Anatomy class.
The first day, Sungmin sat down next to Kyuhyun. “Hi, I’m Sungmin,” he said with a bright smile.
Kyuhyun smiled back awkwardly, a little confused as to why this cute guy (SHUT UP BRAIN HE IS NOT CUTE, he shouted in his head) was talking to him. “I’m Kyuhyun,” he mumbled.
Sungmin giggled, to Kyuhyun’s surprise. “It’s nice to meet you, Kyuhyun. You’re cute.” Kyuhyun’s mouth dropped open and his face turned a million shades of red, which just made Sungmin giggle more.
Why is a grown man giggling, Kyuhyun thought, and WHY is it so adorable? He resisted the urge to bang his head on his desk as the professor began teaching.
***
From then on, three days a week, Sungmin would sit next to Kyuhyun in Anatomy and openly flirt with him, while Kyuhyun just shifted uncomfortably and tried to find coherent responses. He was pretty sure his face was constantly some shade of red.
After a few weeks, Sungmin calmed down with the flirting, seeing as Kyuhyun was not responding in the way the older wanted him to. One day, Sungmin stopped flirting with Kyuhyun completely. Half of Kyuhyun’s brain celebrated that he wouldn’t have to deal with the awkwardness anymore. But the other half, the one he didn’t understand very well, was lamenting that the cute boy (brain I thought I told you to shut up before I punch you) had stopped flirting with him.
At the end of the hour, their professor reminded the class that their first exam was the following Monday. Sungmin turned to Kyuhyun. “Hey, want to study together later?”
Kyuhyun’s eyebrows raised a bit. “Uh, sure,” He replied. The two exchanged contact info and promised to meet up later.
***
It was 8:30pm on Friday night when Kyuhyun got a text from Sungmin, saying, “Hi it’s Sungmin~! Do you mind if I come over now?? ^^”
Kyuhyun’s roommate Henry had just gone out for the night and probably wouldn’t be back until the following morning. Kyuhyun briefly wondered why Sungmin would rather study with him than go out, since he seemed like the type that would go to parties.
“Sure,” was his short response, and he included his room number so Sungmin could find it.
Kyuhyun probably shouldn’t have been surprised when he opened the door a few minutes later and Sungmin immediately kissed him, but he was. Caught off guard, he found himself kissing feverishly back. His brain barely registered Sungmin shutting and locking the door.
When Sungmin moved his hands up to work on Kyuhyun’s shirt buttons, his brain finally realized the situation.
“Whoa, Sungmin,” he said breathily, pulling his face away and grabbing the shorter man’s hands. “What are you doing?”
“I thought we were studying for our Anatomy test,” Sungmin pouted, voice completely innocent.
“This is not studying.”
“Yes it is,” Sungmin protested, “we’re just putting our knowledge to use!”
Kyuhyun rolled his eyes. “We’re not even studying the reproductive system. Our test is on cell functions.”
Sungmin paused for a moment, thinking. “We could let our cells practice going through meiosis.”
“They do that without our help, Sungmin. It’s not exactly a voluntary process.”
“Yeah, but our haploid cells need to perform their proper function, so we can help them do that!”
“…Sungmin, haploid cells are meant for making babies. We can’t really do that, since we’re both men.”
“It’s the thought that counts, though, right?”
Kyuhyun just sighed.
The pout made its way back to Sungmin’s face as he inched closer, wrapping his arms around Kyuhyun’s neck. “Kyu,” he whined cutely, “you don’t want to have sex with me?”
Kyuhyun blinked, hard, then just stared at the man in front of him for a minute, completely flabbergasted (That’s a weird word, the part of Kyuhyun’s brain that was still somewhat capable of rational thought mused). “Uh… I never said that…” He finally said.
Sungmin’s face immediately brightened. “Oh, good,” he chirped, and then attached his lips to Kyuhyun’s once again. Resigned to his fate (but really, he wasn’t unhappy about this situation at all), he kissed back, pulling Sungmin closer to him.
***
The next morning, Henry walked in to find a naked Sungmin cuddled up to an equally naked Kyuhyun.
“What the hell, dude?” Henry yelled, and the two men jerked awake. Wide-eyed, they both quickly searched for their clothes as Henry shielded his eyes.
Fully-dressed now, Sungmin placed a chaste kiss on Kyuhyun’s lips. With a “See you Monday,” and a flirtatious grab of Kyuhyun’s butt, he was gone.
“Seriously,” Henry complained after Sungmin had left, “you could’ve at least warned me you had someone coming over, man.”
“Sorry, I honestly didn’t expect that to happen…” Kyuhyun apologized.
Henry patted Kyuhyun’s shoulder. “Well, good on you for finally getting some. Just… let me know next time. I saw more of you today than I ever really wanted to see.”
Kyuhyun grinned sheepishly. “Will do,” he assured his roommate, then thought about what Henry had said.
Next time, huh?
He smiled mischievously. Kyuhyun would have to make sure he studied with Sungmin more often. He was really starting to look forward to Anatomy now. Maybe it wouldn’t be as boring of a class as he originally thought.
***
Sungmin and Kyuhyun both had to retake Anatomy, after failing almost every test.
This time they made sure they weren’t in the same class.
~~~
a/n: Henry’s a douche. Who finds their roommate in bed with someone and just stays in the room?
Also, I really had to resist the urge to write “waggles shibrows” all over this fic. Get out of my head with your eyebrows, Siwon.