hypochondriasis

[buttmin]

Pairing: Eunhyuk-centric, slight!EunHae
Rating: PG-13
Genre: complete and utter crack
Words: 2,323
Summary: In which Donghae thinks he has a deadly illness, and Kyuhyun may or may not be the Devil. AKA an average day in the life of Lee Hyukjae.

A/N: The fuck did I just write.

Comments

[sakura2838]

OKAY YOU SAY YOUR JEALOUS OF ME BUT I'M JEALOUS AT YOU FOR YOUR CRACK AND HUMOUR SKILLS LIKE OMG DYING JUST DYING IDEK ANYMORE BUT A/DF;LKADJF,A;DFADNFASFD EUNHAE CAPTURED KIND OF SO PERFECTLY XDDD LIKE DONGHAE BEING ABSURD AND THEN EUNHYUK BEING THE MORE SENSIBLE BUT STILL DUMB ONE ADJFKDLF;A'DF;LKADF AHAHAHAJAHAAH

“Yeah right. I might believe you if was Heechul, maybe, but Kyuhyun?

Error? You mean if it was Heechul maybe? Just pointing it out >< I'd rather hear from people if anything like this happens, dunno if you're like that too haha

[buttmin]

I AM JEALOUS OF YOU BECAUSE CRACK IS THE ONLY THING I'M KIND OF GOOD AT. Whoa caps.

But listen I'll tell you the secret of writing crack: Write it at three in the morning. Seriously, that's the only time I ever write crack, pretty much. lololol

And aagggh, fixed it, thank you! Typos really bug me so I'm so glad you pointed it out, dunno how I missed it. >.<

But thank you Carmen!!! <3 You're the best!

[sakura2838]

.....but I've written a lot of my drabbles/askbox fics at that sort of time? XD idek LOL hummmmmm I think the best thing I've ever written that was "crackish" is this:

You could feel his eyes boring into your back, roving over your body. You knocked back the rest of your drink, feeling the liquid burn your throat, searing your stomach. You turned around with your eyes heavily lidded, licking your lips out of habit. He walked up to you, smirking as he leaned over you slightly. "I'm Eunhyuk. You are?" he said, propping his elbow on the counter top and tracing your lips with his stare before looking back up. "I'm sexy, free, and single and ready to bingo."

LOL not even sure this counts XD This was for a Donghae RPer when SFS came out hahahaha
and I'm that way too hahah rather have someone point it out to me than just have a bunch of people read it and not point it D:

You're welcome~ And you're the bestest :D <3

[torriee]

Lol they are all bunch of weirdos~~

[buttmin]

Yes, yes, they really are. xD