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"(914): Eric just called. Says he's trapped in a cul de sac because the road disappeared. Wants me to tell him what street has the bushes that whisper sweet nothings into you ear and the wobbling purple pokemon. Oh, and a "bigger and better" penis is growing out of his belly button. He took shrooms by the way."--textsfromlastnight.com

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[_beware_i_bite_]

!!!! Bumptious is my new favorite word! Dictionary.com introduced me to it a couple days ago! What's not so favorite of mine are the students I have that fulfill the bumptious requirements...

[hugsandsmooches]

ha correction: a totally badass word

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i want to use it so badly, but its totally rare.

[go_to_h]

awww textsfromlastnight are awesome!