Whenever I read about waterboarding as a form of torture, I always think about _It's Always Sunny in Phildelphia_.

Oh dear.

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i bought _Sparkle and Fade_. i love it.
i saw _The Neverending Story_ for the first time on Saturday. I also loved that.
my favorite line was, "THAT SO FAR!"
i laughed for a good 5 minutes.

i am so bored at work right now.
tell me story.
any story.

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If I run uphill I'm out of breath ( Read more... )

The Nile River is longer than the Amazon River.

I did know...

That The Skipper's real name was Jonas.
And that the theme song to MASH is called Suicide is Painless.

i think this just shows you what my mind tends to retain.

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Its been about a month since I got this job. Its really strange. Everyone is nice, but the work is shit. So they try to make up for it by giving you nice things, but nothing makes up for someone calling me any of the following ( Read more... )

if you don't like Doug Funny, you're a communist.

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p.s. i cut my own bangs today AND didn't screw them up.

Hanging up on polite solicitors makes me feel like a douche.

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-Who the hell still thinks that Mario Lopez is relevant ( Read more... )

I saw this bumper sticker today.
It said, "Something wonderful is about to happen."
For some reason that made me really happy.

I saw Watchmen on Thursday.
I REALLY like the movie.
I REALLY like the soundtrack.

<3 stefani

p.s. i got a job.

WHY IS RUSH LIMBAUGH SUCH A DOUCHE?!
AND HOW IN THE NAME OF LUCIFER HAS HE NOT DIED OF A HEART ATTACK YET?!

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p.s. sorry i just hate him and i hope he dies in a fire.